Everything Trying To Kill Me

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Well. My day's been... entertaining.

Wake up at 9AM. Go with assorted family to the Home Repo and buy new toilet for downstairs bathroom.

Come back. Bash head off roof on the Escalade getting in. Get home. Toilet is too big.

Stay at home with Grandmere. Type more game ideas. (Hey, wouldya look at that- my game has its own unique battle system now!) Get clawed by Lu Bu The Death Kitten, attempting t0 be fed.

Feed cat. Nearly fall downstairs due to slippery socks.

Sit down, type, bash knee on underside of table. Get up, repeat.

Attempt to play The World Ends With You. Success until Lu Bu The Death kitten demands attention.

...You get the idea. Not included are the gauntlet of boss battles I ran today: El Gigante in RE4 (Fail) Shadow Kanji in Persona 4 (Fail) The Scorpion Tank in Folklore (Fail) and trying to successfully invade a fiefdom west of Omi in Samurai Warriors 2: Empires (more fail).

Wow. I probably should have just stayed home and read Farenheit 411 today, huh?